Admittedly, I originally had this type of article in mind for Buzzfeed. However, I could not figure out how to create the article. I was able to type out the body but not upload the pictures.
So the result, a wordpress blog in all of its sassy glory! Here it goes:
Recently, Lady Gaga announced her engagement to Taylor Kinney and Little Monsters’ hearts haven’t stopped swooning. They have been together for a long time and everyone knew this would happen someday. Or at least wished it would.
It got me to thinking what would a Lady Gaga wedding look like? Sure it probably won’t be televised, have millions lining the streets, or a national holiday to commemorate the occasion; Here’s lookin’ at you Obama!
But it will be the wedding of the universe!
Here are the top five ways I know it will be the most fabulous thing on the planet to ever happen:
(1) Gaga is marrying the love of her life.
In an interview Gaga gushed about Taylor. She used this quote to describe their romance.
“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”-Dr. Suess
(2) Her make up is always on point:
Lady Gaga is a fashionista and never fails to look just right for the occasion. Her wedding will be no different.
(3) She is stunning in a wedding dress:
Thanks to her music videos and iconic fashion we can have a general idea of what Gaga in a wedding dress looks like. I would willing to bet Gaga will wear something from Alexander McQueen. They were great friends until his suicide a few years back. Undoubtedly Gaga will want to honor her late friend!
(4) She will arrive FLAWLESSLY:
Like it or not Gaga knows how to make an entrance. From zip lining onto the stage, to arriving in an egg, or even on this beauty, she knows how to work an entrance! She may walk down the isle of just hover to her groom. Who really knows?
(5) She is Lady freakin’ Gaga:
She is fabulous. She is grandeur. She is beautiful. Her wedding will be done on her terms. She may have a huge city closing celebration or a small intimate nuptial with her family and his family. They may tie the knot secretly.
One thing is for sure. Whatever happens will be in true Gaga fashion!
These are my top five reasons for why Gaga and Taylor will have the wedding of the century. What are yours? Do you agree or disagree? Leave a comment and let me know what you think.
As noted this blog is unlike my others. This one is meant satirically. Its fun and intended to further celebrate this pop icons’ engagement.
Congratulations Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney.
The above pictures are not mine. I take no credit for them. They were found on Google.